Thursday, February 24, 2011

Day 46: Fat girls always have the best crumbs in their cleavage

I would know. Sad, but true. That's when you know you have reached a low point in your life.... when you are eating cookies and the crumbs just collect. I'm sure if I really looked, there would be fried chicken crumbs too. Lovely. Suddenly, I have turned into my overly chesty grandmother who used to ALWAYS have crumbs on her "shelf". We would always tell her to wipe them off and she would joke and say it was a snack for later. Today, I became that person. Awesome. Just awesome. That apathy led to yet another day without the gym. Is this starting to sound familiar? What happened to the girl who wasn't satisfied with less than 6 days in the gym!? I shut her up with cookies, THAT'S what happened to her. She remembers how delicious garlic knots and meatballs are and never EVER wants to sweat again. Of course, I can't have that fat girl walking down the aisle in a few months, so i will have to get back in the groove of things quickly.... of course, since there will be cake at the wedding, I might be able to convince the fat girl inside me to put in some work now to reap the rewards later. Maybe.

Seriously though, I will get back into it. I broke my cardinal rule today and didn't pack my gym stuff before I left the house this morning. I convinced myself that I would come home, change, and head right to the gym. Instead, I came home, did nothing, and headed right to KFC. Practically the same parking lot, does that count? I did stay within my calorie count however because, who are we kidding, I'm OBSESSED with that part, especially after last night's dinner.... Hopefully tomorrow I will be motivated to work out when I get home from work. And even if I'm not, I will go anyway. I promise.

46 days down...134 days to go!

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