I am 99.9% sure that this is the theme song for every pair of pants that I own. Suddenly, they have a mind of their own and no longer want to stay zipped at any point in time. This is not only generally obnoxious, but also frustrating. These are the same pairs of pants that last week were so big that I could put them on and take them off without having to unzip or unbutton them. These are the same pants that were SO tight 2 months ago that they always left a red ring of death. And now, suddenly, after LOSING 20ish lbs, they start unzipping on their own free will!?!?! Then I start to panic... have I been walking around with my pants unzipped for weeks? months? YEARS? and no one mentioned it to me!? I can't imagine that this is so because I'm pretty sure I would notice. I mean lord knows I notice it now. And its SO ANNOYING. It still leaves me wondering as to why is this happening!? Have I gained 2 lbs back? yes. Am I a little bloated? Yes. Is this cause for my pants to suddenly try to run away from my body!? I don't think so!!!! If anyone has any suggestions or logical rationales for why this is suddenly happening, I am totally open to it... well, at least my pants are anyway.....
73 days down...107 to go!
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