....stop being cute? Sadly, a looooooooooooooong time ago I fear..... I was having this very discussion with some of the girls at work today. We were discussing our childhood/teenage activities. I thought back on my days as a "gymnast" (classes offered at the local high school on the cheap for kids) and of course as a "dancer" (one year at Mrs. P's and I had just about enough of Surfin' USA thank you very much!). I don't know exactly when I took up couch surfing as my personal form of exercise, but I would imagine somewhere around the time that my fat rolls were the same size as my butt. And who are we kidding, jiggle isn't cute at any age.... past about 12 months old.... and I have very much passed that..... a few times.....So yes, that was the end of my "career". Nothing like being the chunky girl in the leg warmers when you are 4. Of course none of this has to do with ANYTHING except that I am still the chunky girl (and why the HELL are leg warmers coming BACK?!) and my ass is still hanging out of clothes, as I was oh so delicately reminded today in the dressing room. It's ok though, I shut up my sorrow... with a Big Mac. Yes seriously. Yes I'm demented. Yes it was delicious. Yes I feel guilty. Yes I will do it again.....
95 days down...85 to go!
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